"They're trying to force the issue into my life. And it's just stupid."

A Gaythering Storm from Jane Lynch

Because I laughed out loud..."straight-up greatest hits"

As to the kids' menu, served to Malia, Sasha and the numerous grandkids Biden, it was straight-up greatest hits:

Hot dogs
Cheeseburgers
Macaroni and cheese
French fries
Grilled cheese sandwiches
Cheese pizza
Chocolate chip cookies
Apple and orange juices and soft drinks